Characters

CHRIS SHARP as 'CHRIS S. HAWLEY' aka THE BROWN KNIGHT

A graduate of Brown University, Chris is yet another novelist residing in the Park Slope area of Brooklyn, NY. He is proficient in edged weapons and detecting 'shitstorms'.

SANDY BARNETT as 'ALEXANDER' aka THE MASTERMIND

Formerly a loudmouth gun-toting drunk, Sandy recently started reading books about Buddhism and now he's really into flowers and yoga and workout DVDs.

WILLIAM LACEY as 'BILL' aka THE GHOULYVILLE SLUGGER

William is a fixture on the New York rock scene, playing drums in the stealth-thrash outfit Battletorn and the grind juggernaut How We Lost The War. He also shits standing up.